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My schedule has become somewhat hectic over the past few months as I try to balance school, work, and training all at the same time. With time constraints taking priority, I was in a hurry to finish an errand in order to reach my next appointment.

I must have circled the parking lot four times before resigning to the fact that there was only one space left. Being it was an underground parking lot there were huge pillars between every other car and taking this space would put me between one of those pillars and a SUV. The reason the space was even open was due to the SUV being parked over the dividing line leaving precious little room to fit my truck. Being the expert driver that all men think they are I slid into the space leaving only an inch between my rear fender and the concrete pillar.

I have to admit I was quite proud of my abilities and even glanced at the other side to make sure I wasn’t so close to the SUV that I would be blocking it in. With plenty of room between the vehicles I rushed on about my business not giving it another thought. At least until I returned.

An hour later I was back to find the parking garage had cleared out quite a bit including the SUV. Obviously I had done a good job of not blocking the person in and was glad the vehicle was gone since it would be easier for me to get my truck out. Imagine my surprise to find a nasty little note under my wiper blade!



At first I was in shock but after I thought about it for a minute I realized what the problem was. I assumed by the time the owner of the SUV arrived the parking lot had cleared and there were several spaces available that would have been easier to get into. Being the happy, go lucky, optimist that I am, I also surmised said person was probably having a bad day and just needed to vent a little frustration. I decided not to take it personally and even swore that I would never write a note like this one. I popped it into the glove box all but forgotten and went about my business.

Not a week passed before another incident occurred. I managed to get a space directly in front of the door of the establishment and upon returning found a SUV parked next to my truck. This vehicle was parked at an angle with the front bumper almost touching my front tire. My first thought being the SUV club had conspired to make my life living hell in all public parking lots.

After a few minutes of trying to get the door open without touching the other vehicle I finally decided to go through my passenger door to get in. Sitting in the drivers seat I resorted to my happy go lucky optimistic self and tried to figure out why this may have happened. Maybe the person was diabetic and barely made it to the restaurant, in search of a meal to balance his blood levels. Maybe he was at the restaurant to meet a long lost war buddy and couldn't contain himself. Whatever the reason, I managed to calm myself down and back out of the parking space. That was as far as I got before getting the note out of the glove box. I hopped out and stuck it under the wiper of the SUV before continuing on my way.

I have to admit I had a little regret but even an optimist has his limits. Besides, I kept my promise to never write a note like that one.

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